Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Hassling the Huskers, Part 1

So far in the motivation-by-humiliation contest, I’m doing pretty well. I’ve logged two runs so far this week and have also attended spin and yoga classes at the gym. Tonight I’m set for another round on the spin bike and then in the studio for some strength training. Hell, I even attempted my first snot shot during this morning’s run and achieved some modest success.

How do you like them apples, Huskers!

Because unlike some people, I wouldn’t let something like a little tornado interfere with my running. You’re weak, the both of you.

And the taunting continues...

One more thing
And because I have nothing else to say really, but want to entertain you all...guess what was on tv Monday night but I unfortunately was unable to watch.

The Great Sperm Race.

No joke, this was actually on television here. Crazy Brits.

Okay, folks, have a great hump day!

20 comments:

Count of Monte Christo said...

Holy cr.p, who on earth would want to schedule that on national TV??!

There once was a time when I was sorry we could not receive Channel 4... Not so much any more.

RazZDoodle said...

Easy chick-a-dee, I didn't use the tornado excuse. I run in the morning. If I lived in Tennessee/Appalaicha, that would apply. That, and my family tree would be more linear.

Carolina John said...

It's quite a relief to know you have finally learned how to control your snot. i mean, when it's just flying around everywhere that's not really as much fun as it sounds.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

My sperm refuses to race. It just sits around, in my b@lls, drinking beer and expecting the ova to come to it, which maybe explains why Teh 'Bride and I adopted.

Before you get all judgmental and call my sperm "lazy", remember, I have nicely-appointed b@lls, plenty of head room, a rec room, hot tub ... you wouldn't want to leave either.

But enough about my b@lls, how are YOUR pneumatic t*ts doing?

Lauren said...

I didn't realize my vagina was home to some many unremitting obstacles. Why have I been bothering with birth control all of these years?

carpeviam said...

2 runs, spin, yoga...and it's only Wednesday! I think you have this contest in the bag! Only 4.5 weeks to go.

Wow G, with all that "head" room, it sounds like your nuts are more like peanuts.

MCM Mama said...

Great job on taking down the Huskers. They need that every once in a while.

Totally LOL at the great sperm race. Not sure I like the image of Glaven's sperm as the Homer Simpson's of sperm, but hopefully the brain damage won't be permanent. LOL

tfh said...

"Wriggle all your sperm up the Fallopian tube to success." Delightful.

I'm happy to see all that yoga isn't knocking out your ability to hurl insults at people or your sense of humor.

Nikemom said...

Hey hey hey! Easy on the Huskers! :D I think I'd rather watch a tornado than watch sperm race. LOL

X-Country2 said...

Did we really get our very own "hassling the huskers" label!? Yay!

I used the tornado excuse loud and proud, thank you very much. I did however run 12 miles yesterday after work and plan for another 12 today. Suck on that Mr. "I run in the morning". And speaking of that, did you even run Tuesday morning?

Ms. V. said...

Great job!!!

Keep it up, and that TV show. Hilarious!

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Hey, sister, just stoppimg by again to "violate your space bubble" one more time. Because i have THAT kind of stamina.

And don't pretend you don't want it! You LOVE it.

Your mouth says "no" but your eyes cry "PROCEED!!1"

And of course you thorax, as usual, is going: "Get a load of us being all pneumatic and sh*t!!1!"

Roisin said...

Brit t.v. never ceases to amaze me. Thank you for that ;)

Calyx Meredith said...

The Great Sperm Race was bad enough without throwing in the idea of Glaven's sperm being the Homer Simpsons of sperm! Ack - must go bleach my brain now. Errr, good job on the running/xtraining front!!

Carly said...

LMAO....The Great Sperm Race...Why?

Nice job on all the workouts.

joyRuN said...

Great job getting out there. If the taunts are what works for you...

Figures GP's sperm is/are lazy. Matches the p*ssy recumbent bike.

Marcy said...

You can't tease me like that! I can't watch the vid from my "current country or location" I wanted to see some sperm action (ok that was just gross LOL)

LMAO at Joy! HAHAHA!

Amy said...

Thanks for the Hyde Park tip! We'll be staying in Kensington, so that should work...
Wasn't that tv show based on a book?

Blyfinn said...

Tornado's??? that is pretty weak. I want to watch the great sperm race. Can I volunteer?

I Run for Fun said...

That's hilarious! What will they think of next?