Monday, 4 May 2009

Drum roll please...

The results are in for the humiliation challenge! Your votes have been tallied by the Who Really Gives A Flying F*ck Committee (or WRGAFFC) and the rankings will now be announced.

In third place, receiving the bronze medal of slackassery, is the ginger-headed mayor of Ohmyhooha, RazZdoodle.

In honor of his medalling, the WRGAFFC will now play Ohmyhooha’s national anthem: I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.

In second place, receiving the silver medal of halfassery, is the scrappy, itinerant grad student currently residing in the Land of Rain and Old Biddies, Xenia.

In honor of her medal position, the WRGAFFC will now play her current residence’s unofficial national anthem: I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones.

And in first place, receiving the gold medal of badassery, is the wonder from down under (or not), the running dynamo that outran her competitors so soundly we just won’t mention by how much to save her defeated competition some small shred of dignity, the one and only Wonder Woman Lynda Carter X-Country2!

Will everyone now please rise and pay due respect (with the proper one finger salute) to the gold medalist’s national flag


and anthem: Another One Bites the Dust by Queen.

This concludes the WRGAFFC medal ceremony for the humiliation challenge.

Thank sweet baby jebus.

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Now all that’s left to do is for XC2 to write a victory post for Razz’s blog. I’m sure she’ll be humble and modest in doing so.

Yeah.

Have a great week, everyone.

19 comments:

Count of Monte Christo said...

Congrats on the 2nd place. The text in the image is very good.

joyRuN said...

Suhweeet! Congrats to XC2 - can't wait to read THAT guest post :)

Jess said...

Congrats on taking home the silver! And congrats to XC2 for her gold. Sorry about the bronze, Razz.

Marcy said...

Poor Razz . . .yeah not really :P HAHA! ;-)

MCM Mama said...

Congrats on second place, but darn it, did you have to mention that song for Razz? I'll have that stupid song in my head all day now. Grr. ;o)

Carolina John said...

haha, that's pretty good.

Glaven Q. Heisenberg said...

Wow, second place! The relatives who still acknowledge you as kin must be so proud! Has the Avis Rental Car Co. called to ask you to be their official spokes-Arch├Žologist yet?

And you got second the HARD way, too, by having a bunch of politically-motivated know-nothings vote you in! Just like Dubya! Or, well, actually, more like Al Gore.

So that's gravy.

Seriously, Xenia, what could possibly be MORE shameful?

O, right.

Razz.

Congrats on not coming in third!

Vanilla said...

I'm looking forward to reading something decent over on Razz's blog for once.

tfh said...

Oops. My colleague thought I was flipping him off.

Great job on the silver. :)

Jamie said...

Congrats on the silver :)

RazZDoodle said...

color me surprised

Calyx Meredith said...

Congrats on finishing in the middle spot! :D You smart like a fox girl - now you don't have to write a post or have one foisted on your blog. Now, when's your next run?

M2Marathon said...

That was brilliant strategy on your part; well done!

Ted said...

This is hilarious !!!!!!

Roisin said...

Demotivation...it makes my day.

Viper said...

Razz, women will always win a vote in this estrogen-filled medium.

The Laminator said...

Poor Razz - He should have known he was destined to lose even before he started...

Congrats on the silver, Xenia! Does that mean you get to do absolutely nothing while XC2 works up Razz? Wow, that's pretty sweet.

Spike said...

if XC2 is unable to fulfill her duties, be prepared to step up!

Nitmos said...

Really, 2nd is the real winner. you don't have to write an extra post for someone else's blog. And you don't have to have someone trash your blog. So, Congratulations!