In third place, receiving the bronze medal of slackassery, is the ginger-headed mayor of Ohmyhooha, RazZdoodle.
In honor of his medalling, the WRGAFFC will now play Ohmyhooha’s national anthem: I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.
In second place, receiving the silver medal of halfassery, is the scrappy, itinerant grad student currently residing in the Land of Rain and Old Biddies, Xenia.
In honor of her medal position, the WRGAFFC will now play her current residence’s unofficial national anthem: I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones.
And in first place, receiving the gold medal of badassery, is the wonder from down under (or not), the running dynamo that outran her competitors so soundly we just won’t mention by how much to save her defeated competition some small shred of dignity, the one and only
Will everyone now please rise and pay due respect (with the proper one finger salute) to the gold medalist’s national flag
and anthem: Another One Bites the Dust by Queen.
This concludes the WRGAFFC medal ceremony for the humiliation challenge.
Thank sweet baby jebus.
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Now all that’s left to do is for XC2 to write a victory post for Razz’s blog. I’m sure she’ll be humble and modest in doing so.
Have a great week, everyone.