Thanks to today's Cranky Fitness post, I've discovered that I'm a freaking genius, but will always be a slow runner.
I can live with that.
So, which are you--an intellectually superior blue-eyed wonder or a speedy brown-eyed athlete? Or are you one of those sad bastards with hazel or green eyes? Since you weren't included in the study, I'm assuming your eye color provides you with no discernible advantage. Sucks to be you.