the occasionally comprehensible chronicles of an often confused expat
snickerI just want to remind you that cranberry sauce is made from fruit, and yams are considered vegetables (the marshmallows and brown sugar, well, they're just toppings, right?) and chowing down today is not just your right, it's your Responsibility As An American, Damn It! So I'm relying on you to step up to your patriotic plate and pig out.
Okay, you're too young to know this? But it's been a law since at least the late '60s that any writing that uses the copyrighted phrase "My Fellow Americans" is required to include a picture like this.Not just any picture! He MUST be doing the Double-V pose. (He usually is, anyway.)I'll let you go this time, but WATCH IT!1!
If there was a "love it" button, I'd have clicked it a bunch of times.
Apparently I did not move far enough away. Perhaps I need to relocate to a different continent...
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